Sometimes I Need to Relax My Diaphragm

I have the hiccups.

And they're not the strong, silent type either. Oh no, these ones like to make themselves known.

I'm just glad that I didn't have them during my exam this morning, as we're talking about the professor who will give you an automatic zero if you:

a) write with a black pen instead of a blue one
b) use a fine-tipped pen
c) deviate from the subject matter AT ALL
d) put any personal information in your essay
e) write too little
f) write too much
g) eat cereal for breakfast instead of toast
h) wear socks with more than two colours on them
i) (I can only assume) - hiccup.

On a more positive note, I did not commit any of the above atrocities, and I think I kicked butt on that exam. And got my French marks back and I'm fairly happy. AND I passed my criminal record check! Life is good.